Just for laughs !!
Time for break!! Ok due to insufficent inputs and Time, I have jus written a speed script .. a disastrous attempt to damage english ...completely hypothetical!!
Note: Characters involved in this is jus ME...!!
Topic: "Looking out for sales representative. Wanted young, vibrant Individuals with good communication skills . Kindly post in your details."
Dear Sir alais Madam,
Subjuct: "Appealing far the post of sells reprusuntative"
I sighted the demand for selling personnel in The Hindu , dates on 12.12.05. Thinking I also the hindu and had good sale'ing skills shall apply for the same.
Family details: As I from a eeetchuucated family, I have one father and one mother who gave berth to one elder sister along with me. father twelth pass with second class and working in a private property. mother homely lady.sister technically settled in a softwere firm.
About me: I most well qualified individual in family with bcom (exclude arrears please ).
Regards to the jaap i fpeel I suiting it becaas, I am youngest , I always put mobile in vibrating mode and also my communicated skills plus intrest to speaking always. I speak to the neighbours, I speak to the watchmens, collages and friends. I sell my mom sometimes like bags and pens if needed. I sure I can achieve sky with efforts putted in.
Languages known: I speak all languages goodly. my father tongue is telegu and mother's tongue speaking in tamil. so I adapts to english to avoid the collaboration and confusion.
hobbys: I readed in lots and loads of books, as they all say books only give companies to me also. watching nature, as well as TV. I admire it lots and loads. I enjoy eating and swimming together. I browse intresting things in googly and yahoo.
hoped I the best fitted in your requirements.
I looking in post box for your reply always. keenly get back,
thanks for your concern and you,
your's truly applicant who is sincerly,
Gayatri
(a true seller)
© Gayatri Iyer
posted by Gayatri Balasubramanian @ 21:42
84 Comments:
cool one..!
nalla vela unna amma english medium la padikka vecha..!
illati jus cant imagine those poor ppl who read ur application..!
keep writing more..!
u know no inglis? same same[:P]
Where sanity n insanity collides!!
There's always a thin line btw'n being funny n gawdy. Have been sniffing through ur blog furtively of late coz the ideas have always been woven sweetly into words. A touch of innovation n tad bit of naughtiness.
Sorry to say but this time it was an outlandish attempt! Anyway, keep scribbling, u never know when serendipity follows U!!..
Break a leg!
where has it been gawdy ??
and outlandish attempt ?!!
as i hav mentioned clearly that not been finding time to blog so jus chipped in this piece ..some comic script or whatevr !!
and may i know who is this mystery reader ?
Am the 'who', as your blog says. Gives me the privilege to be a surreptitious reader n besides can't go on detailing my personal history on some blog. Ain't hit by dementia yet! Ur blog doesn't have ur e-mail id either. Just frisked through links and reached ur blog. nuts_oops@rediffmail.com
no i am jus curious nothin else,,
didnt really intend to know ur history!!
howevr wanted to know the nuts name and how u got thru my blog.
well u answered it. and thanks!
U might as well delete these last two postings of mine coz they aren't marked to the blog!
nuts name(as u called it)- siddharth chandrasekhar
Occupation-graphic designer
Location-chennai
got to ur blog while checking my friend's blog n so on.
I WOULD HIGHER THIS PERSON AND PAY THEM 10 CENTS A HOUR
nice one...
What's the point in writing this blog?
Yep there are many people out there who aren't that well versed with grammar and usage of words, and there are also a few others who know their english, thanks to good education. You state this to be a hypothetical post, which very well indicates it to be an open attempt at ridiculing those who aren't good at spoken english. It ain't funny beyond a point.
i give a damn!!
my blog is strictly my business!!
I know you dont give a damn, that's why I commented
well then ..thanks !!
No probs, free speech is good..continue blogging, my comments will also be rendered, stinging or sweet.
Yeah ,, sure ..!! hope i get better .
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LMAO.... samma blog... sooper aa sirichen!!!! gr8 onee
are you sure that was a disastrous attempt at damaging englipees ????
i would think it was quiet successful
hilarious and pretty hilarious comments too ;)
@prakash - I dint mean to say anything abt the attempt - I found it quite funny too - I just questioned the intent.
The engliis kamoonati i having jerious effects. Three days back i said 'teached'. I think i'm going to be the first one who'll fail gmat.
hahahha !!
let me know the gmat score,,,
hope its not might not end up being negative!
Subjuct: "Appealing far the post of sells reprusuntative"
(Are these spelling mistakes deliberate or u actully made them ..ok so u changed SALES to sELLS...hmmm...ok..hmm..ok...hmmm.hmm..hahahaahahaha!!!)
I sited the demand for selling personnel in The Hindu , dates on 12.12.05. Thinking I also the hindu and had good sale'ing skills shall apply for the same. (grammatical errrroorrs were funny or there was something i had to read btwn the lines!)
Family details: As I from a eeetchuucated (now phulleezz! get a life! i wont even scribble in my dreams that way) family, I have one father and one mother who gave berth (ha! ha! ha!) to one elder sister along with me. father twelth pass with second class (poor soul...if my father was 12th pass in second class..this wud have really hit him hard!!)and working in a private property. mother homely lady.sister technically settled in a softwere firm. (again the same old speeeellliiinngggss ..hahahah! am laughing outta my guts)
(well therez more to this blog, but then things wud get a bit long....!! n yaa btw ..hats off to all those souls who found this ACTUALLY funny ...some liked the content but they were picking it from ethical angle..I care a damn abt shaksspheres n jane austins ( u can laugh! the name is incorrectly typed. n am not talking abt the AUSTIN powers here!)..nor do i care abt those chafed individuals who dont know english n WOULD have gotton hurt with this exploitation of their ignorance.. to heck with everything.. this WASN'T funny at all...the writer walks the tripwire straddling idiotism and buffooonery n ..if someone really found this funny..am sorry to say that our frequency of 'sense of humor' doesn't match ..n THANK GOD FOR THAT!!)
your's truly applicant who is sincerly,( sorry..copied ur lines.. guess dint violate the copyright!!..
(a true seller)
BTW nice to see so many comments for such a BLOG.....it just proves 1 thing....WE ARE ALL JOBLESS!!
(No personal grudges)
:X Thats an incomplete resume. U can add these - Sometimez i go 2 the moviez wid frens n i chill out. Sometimes i drink and when i do, my brain works fastest. Mah logeecal skills are very strong. Ah can count from 1 to 10. Yeah yeah.. i know 4 comes bfore 3.
Keep it up n sorry for the delay... was being trained by the pilotin Kanpur.
@ anonymous
Whatever...!! Give a damn...
yea for the idiotism coupled with bafoonery .
anyways ur last para was indeed long..and was suckingly disgusting!!
u get a life ..before u go posting and preaching about the same!!
And lol_max...to rate about who is funny and who is'nt!! sense of humour is something which cannot be gauged!! its happens Jus in time!!
FYI: The blog was intented in a much lighter sense ..than i thought an anonymous would publicize it and in a more neurotic manner!!
jus chill ... store in some energy for my other blogs!
09:14
Looking at the comments, seems a few have risen to the occation of defending many who cant speak englis!
Sth similar happened to the author when he/she was in Kashmir and looking at a board detailing the history of a place of worship and bantering with his/her sibling about the grammatical mistake when one kind soul from behind gets offended, approaches us and says "You shouldn't make fun of such things. This place is a place of worship and just because you seem to be well educated, u should not make fun of others". We were like ahem, err, hmm. "We dint mean to demean anyone. It was just a comment" And the person is like "ok, get lost"....
what a bunch of crap that comment of urs was!!
anyways chill out ..go do ur work!
good bye !
@ Arch storm
hey thanks :-)
checked ur blog too.. quiet informative and interesting.
hey gaya...read ur blog n [:)].. guess u could post the same to *bubbly* also....adding fuel to the fire
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Holy Angels - Stella Maris combination nu prove pannite po!
Gayatri..i noo yuo wear a praamijing shtudant..butt..toodie..u becomed the shishyan who minjified the guru! :) rofl..
hahah!!
thanks ... all ur training only!!
Congrsulasons!!! U are admitted!!!
PLease report aapees asap!!
Super cool one... landed after a long and tiring blog hop in yours... real funny!!!
hey arjun ! thanx,,quiet encouraging.
hmm....that was a nice one! first time here...felt that most of the details listed were true except for the english ;)
hey yea ..u are right!!
more or less the details are correct..
Che mera total image damage jhi! :P
nice nice
lol.
I simBly "LOU" yuvar Englis.
B@Peace.
Bhell, I must adds this that mine inglis is as extremely good as yuar. Alsu the bhay yu habhing been expreshed yubharshelf in the posht are beautiphully wonderphul. No bhonder fefel like us phosphur! Thankking yu - mention not-yuar bhelcome, yoars phaithly, sinsearly,
inglis Xpurt
lol..vewwy good!
think its high time you took time out from your vetti schedule to update your blog :P
nice post :).. keep'em cominmg.
p.s: got myself here using the link on mathangi's blog (http:/sharadtriyama.blogspot.com)
Hey, I guess i really enjoyed ur blog. The best thing that I noticed about ur blog is that there are No abstract concepts, unnecessary poetry or advices. Its was really funny reading ur blog.
this post was damn good, u know what u mentioned as a joke is really happening. U shud go to this matrimonial search in newspapers, ull keep laughing the whole day. look at the way people go on to advertise for their life partners.hhhhaaaaa.
Anyway semma rangula kalakkura. innuoru Kovai sarala in makingla parkka mudiyuthu.
Best wishes for making people laugh.
Evoked quite a few laughs in me.
I recollected Jothika's english, in a TV interview when she retorted - "Oh, I like Ooty a lot, the weather there is Coldy"
;-) "Coldy!" thats the height of it.
read thru this post of urs "me and its about's...." .. interesting charecter if u did really did whatever u have written there ! Qualifies to be a Maniratnam jolly charecter --- like revathy/amala in his older films ! .. good one ~
//Thinking I also the hindu and had good sale'ing skills shall apply for the same.//
really funny.. hilarious post
ammaaa thayae thanga mudiyala !
Was terrified to c that this post had 50 comments...and then realized 47 were ur own replies to other's comments...! Hee hee...just kidding. Cool effort...and why, may I ask, u haven't been blogging off late..?
And it was not for nuthin' that Amitabh Bachhan once famously quoted in a film - 'English is a bery phunny language...!'(Hope u know who Amitabh is. Hint: Dabur Hajmola, Cadbury's Chocolate, Surf Excel.)
lol...lol....It ees defenutly A goood abblicashun!
It so happens that most people when they step into the blog world, do a good job of being consistent with there articles ... But down the lane (which lasts a couple of months) they forget it, u have ur own style (which is a good thing) but I gotta see how long this ones gonna last .. One last thing there is a third person context in english try it sometimes :) just kidding.. oops that was gross
Hey G3.......
Me not much into bloggin!!!!....still tryin to find out wots in it for me.....though wot i like abt few blogs is humor n for sure ur blogs have a goods mix of humor....
Uhhhh!!! i guess i hav rated the blog more much than it is.....
nice one!! keep it uppu!! goodu bayu!!
hey ! thank u all for visiting my blog ..
not been able to focus on bloggin as i hav too many other things to do.
but will surely post one for this week end to keep it going.
thanks for the concern and you. chao..
gayatri
Well, I can see the whole gamut of emotions running through the comments section of this 'hilarious' blog.
People have indeed been giving mixed reactions to this blog.
Jingchaks have whole-heartedly approved of the 'humour' in the blog. While vertebrates have blatantly criticized the non-existent but attempted humour in this blog.
Lets just say that I am a cat on the wall who strongly urges the author to read yours truly's blog on good humour.
And remember that the cat is also a vertebrate.
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Wow!
Wassup, lady? Just checked your photos...
You really are err...very captivating..
If I had known that this blog belongs to such a err...captivating lady, I would have never commented negatively in your last blog...
Ok Seriously...Is that your photo?
Putting cutie pie photos in between boring blogs is equivalent to showing cabaret dance in a cricket field in the 26th over...Highly unethical...
Also, it is unfair for sisters to jingchak sisters...Blogs should not become ISYB-YSMB material...
In spite of saying all that, I genuinely wish all the best in your posting photos...oops, sorry, blogging...
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nice one .... just stumbled upon ur blog btw. These glaring english errors are far more visible nowadays u know, there was guy i bumped into the other day and he asked me "Who is You" - Roflol .....
hey start up a column in the open page "Disown your english"..give Mr. Upendran a run for his money..
ha ha ha ha
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Hi Gaya3,
Its really great and i usually check in ur site to see ur upadte Posts.. I do not know neither Do you (usualyy dialogues..vidu..vidu..) but neither do we wish to know..(what a twist ila..) sibly kidding.. I just wanna check with you if I can share your writings with my friends,.. as few of my fav.. read writings...
Hi people
I do not know what to give for Christmas of the to friends, advise something ....
Hello. Good day
Who listens to what music?
I Love songs Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton
where on earth did u come across this... anywys its worth a hearty laugh
madam madam...u giving me one job also in same combeiny??
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What an inglees. If sincerity can lead to serendipity in this majority democracy what is the use of being crazy and nutty without being filthy.
It is a matter if one becomes fatter it becomes difficlut to flatter. Hey no need for laughter!!!1
nice one dude!!!
tat really tickled my belly :D
good one
:)
ok
fine...
anyways
thanks
omfg... this seriously is the funniest thing i ve read in recent times!!! and i read it in midst of a horror movie to stop being scared.... god bless u :P
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