Just for laughs !!

Time for break!! Ok due to insufficent inputs and Time, I have jus written a speed script .. a disastrous attempt to damage english ...completely hypothetical!!
Note: Characters involved in this is jus ME...!!

Topic: "Looking out for sales representative. Wanted young, vibrant Individuals with good communication skills . Kindly post in your details."

Dear Sir alais Madam,

Subjuct: "Appealing far the post of sells reprusuntative"

I sighted the demand for selling personnel in The Hindu , dates on 12.12.05. Thinking I also the hindu and had good sale'ing skills shall apply for the same.

Family details: As I from a eeetchuucated family, I have one father and one mother who gave berth to one elder sister along with me. father twelth pass with second class and working in a private property. mother homely lady.sister technically settled in a softwere firm.

About me: I most well qualified individual in family with bcom (exclude arrears please ).
Regards to the jaap i fpeel I suiting it becaas, I am youngest , I always put mobile in vibrating mode and also my communicated skills plus intrest to speaking always. I speak to the neighbours, I speak to the watchmens, collages and friends. I sell my mom sometimes like bags and pens if needed. I sure I can achieve sky with efforts putted in.

Languages known: I speak all languages goodly. my father tongue is telegu and mother's tongue speaking in tamil. so I adapts to english to avoid the collaboration and confusion.

hobbys: I readed in lots and loads of books, as they all say books only give companies to me also. watching nature, as well as TV. I admire it lots and loads. I enjoy eating and swimming together. I browse intresting things in googly and yahoo.

hoped I the best fitted in your requirements.
I looking in post box for your reply always. keenly get back,
thanks for your concern and you,

your's truly applicant who is sincerly,
Gayatri

(a true seller)

© Gayatri Iyer

Proofless memories...

It was a freezing sunday early morning 10:00 a.m ,,(FYI..thats when my day starts ...)!!
woke up with the usual suprabatham version of my mom's..
"oor olagathula ella ponnungalum chamatha thaanae irukaa..
eva mattum yen en pranana vangara..
artha raathri varaikum muzhuchindu ,
ipdi madhiyanam varaikum paduthundu ,
boogambam vandha kooda theriyama ...
sariya sapdama..
parents ku respect illama paduthra orthi evo la thaan irukka mudiyum!! "
(the rest of the stansa cencored for the benefit of my image maintainence)
ok for peters and mary's , born and brought up's in America's & queen elizabeth's relatives ...
(the english version of the same,,,)
"city world all girls good only ..
she only why my life taking ...
midnight till awake'ning ..
like this afternoon till sleeping ...
earthquake came also not knowing..
not eating ..
parents for respect no, like troubling one she only can be..!! "

..asusual I turn a deaf ear .. had a planned schedule for the week end...!! meeting up with my college gang for lunch ..!hmm it was only at 1:00 ,,so had lotsa time to get dressed,,ofcourse dressing up is a major factor for girls..thats quiet obvious..!!
should I wear a jeans or stick to trousers..o no "dolly" might be wearing a salwar..chal i ll stick to salwars..
or shud I not ..ok let me just check with one of them.. or..whatever.. I am wearin a capris for the day .. (color color what color do i pick..brown) lolz am gonna look like a moron anyways ..color doesnt matter !!

it was 1:30 already and I am still gettin ready ..finally wore a sober salwar and rushed.. I always lecture them about how annoying it is to wait for someone in a public place..and then promptly I show up late..( jus happens ,,tryin to get rid of this )!! so they always mark me an half hour earlier time so that they can abstain from reserving a single seat ( smart attempt..)

met them all for lunch in an Italian restaurant as we all are one Italian freaks.. its a little Italy in there ..it was our part to contribute some revenue for the Italian Economy and thereby Gain some calories out of the Ala' arabita's & matriciana's to al pesto's & blah blah blah ..
( its jus once a while (every week end) ..calories really don matter)!

Havin got this weird camera phone quiet recently.. the beginners enthu was always there in me..so clicked some 100 thousand snaps,,thinkin that my friends may not have the same look they had yesterday and the restaurant may get exploded by a terror attack or due to some natural calamity..!! so saved it in my phone memory safely!!

came out of the restaurant after a heavy appetite .. we drove to one of my friends place to rest our lives comfortably with some music thrills n the cards pack to pool game.. and continued munchin pop corns & choclates, whilst discussing memories of our good old bunking days..and how amethyst and barista used to be the second home ..& how my car used to be the rescue paradise during the auditing classes ..the last minute readings & o freak the project deadlines (which is a DEAD line) then the sleep overs to midnight fights ..

(I am not gettin in depth ..few things are jus meant to be not disclosed) and then we went on and on and on ..
me the photographer for the day .. .. made them pose in all (north east - west south ) directions ..and ( acute to obtuse) angles..light settings helped me focus more clearly .. dolly's room is no doubt a mini - suite ..obviously the photos had a dazzling look and I assure this because our faces were quiet " See'able " ...spent the entire evening doing all this stunts .. and finally returned home with "teetu" a close friend of mine ..
thinking about the whole day's laugh's and the flash backs...
with all the excitement to view the modern mahalaxmi's pics ... I connected my blue tooth to transfer the pics to the laptop.. and as I was in my own Gayatri's world .. waahh .. happily instead of selecting the send option and there my Einstein brain worked ...chose the delete option and deleted the entire set of snaps ....

ok now where is the proof for the above data.......................:-((

© Gayatri Iyer

interruptions in interview!!

ok This is somethin which happened in my recent present... interrupted thoughts which i camouflagued during an interview in a famous knocked open company!!

and it began so...(assuming my interviewer name is bubbly) and "Me"..
Actually when i entered the appice at sharp 6..P.m ..was greeted by
a doll like receptionist ,,obviously i expected that ,,and then
she goes like "mam..u here for ?? umm.. to meet someone" ...
Me - Yea..i wanna meet Ms.Bubbly of the so and so dept ..
(like i wud come here to gape at u ..o plz ...)
tries callin Bubbly ..line busy..
Mam could u plz hang in here for few minutes ..as her line is not reacheable...
what wud u like u to have?? some tea ,,,or coffeee??
Me- No thanks,,
(beer will do)
me the waiteees,,,, in the reception ..actually gaping (ended up with no options left)
few million seconds later... bubbly's line was reacheable..
Receptionist to Bubbly - Mam..there is someone waitin to meet u ..regardin some interview..
me- Smiles
(Grinnes..adi pavi ..naa enna inga pillayar kovil la thenga odai kavaa wait panninaen,,some interview vaan ,,,en life di yamma)
was sent towards bubbly's cabin!!
Me- May i plz enter ...
(yae,, akkao nee romba azhaga irruka)
Bubbly - o ..u Gayatri right ?? i never expected u today ...
Me - well,, as per the telephonic conversation ,,i was expected to be here today...
( enna scene vidaraaa.. )
Bubbly - Dizzy haan!!sit sit ..
Me - Yeah ,,after a strenuous dead line ..week- end clearance...oouff (mannu ..naa edhukumela fresh'aa vara mudiyathu ma!!))
Bubbly - Tell me about urself??
Me - I am very career minded ( akka..yoschu ..porummaya ollaru..paethadha..nee carrier thookindu porthukku thaan laykku)..Wanna do my Higher studies in two yrs time on my own funding ...( by begging, stealing or borrowing) , having good communication skillss (NTPK!!) .. keenly looking out for a marketing based profession (sweeeping , washin vessels...any profession is fine) ..and,,,
Bubbly - ok ..(Romba olararai) Good thought about own funding.. So ..Gayatri.. ur hard copy of the resume ..please ,,!!
Me - yea..jus a second mam .. (as usual my resume entangled with my other vetthu documents ..took it out successfully in a micro minute)
Bubbly - hmm ..my my ,,its a pretty big profile..how long did u take to finish it??(mahabharatham maari irruku oon resume)
Me- Jus a summarised version of 20 yr life,,, not longer than i thought i wud take to complete it ..!!
( completaaa olaritta Gayatri ..naatu longeruu..unna enna scale vechu measure panna chonnala..mundri kottai)
Bubbly - So run through ur profile..
Me - basically I hav completed my graduation in commerce... (periya phd mudicha mari oru range aa thaan alaiyarean ) from "**"college. My schoolin was from "**" . i am currently working in "** Then about my family: i have one elder sister, she is working as a "*** ..my mom is *** , my dad's in *** .
(gawd...i cant be screwing it more than this ,,, cant i have some orderly fashion ...duh)
Bubbly - O ok..thats interesting ..how long are u in there .. .??what is the nature of job??
Me - i ve been workin here since april (or is it june??) ... the nature of job is more like .. meeting and interacting with the clients..and u know collecting inputs..designing based on thier specifications..meeting thier needs (he ha he ahhha ..three much..)..and then transferrin it to the developers where they code it and stuff..its more a creative thing !!
(Ahh.... .idhuku melaa unnala scene poda mudiyuma.. peter maami ..)
Bubbly - What thing?? what stuff??
Me - the job is more creative.. my designation is creative designer...and what stuff is ..
the programmers codes..which are greeks to me ..!!
(idhuku neee vaaya mudindu irundhirkalaam..stuff u puff nu chollanama)
Bubbly - Hmm... k. anyways coming back to this job .. here it is a hard core marketing .. u got to be street smart ..completely on the move.. at the end of the day we need tangible results ...;-)
Me - wow ..thats quiet challengin ...basically i am not a very pressure driven person ..but 100% mobile and smart in the streets..
( gawd.. gosh.. did i jus blabber to my best..somethin needless and irrelavant )
Bubbly - not a pressure driven.. o ok.. ( Mavalae..vekkama ella..idha interview cholrathuku)
anyways ...how dedicated are u towards ur current job ??
Me - i am handling a project ..as its pretty evident..obviously i have responsibilities and infact i am answerable to any errors that may occur(most of the time ) , or changes that is not met(all time) ..as i am co-ordinating between the client and developers.. i make sure i deliver error free or flawless products to the client..!
( avo enna keatta nee enna olararraa.. unnaku confirmedaaa LIC watchwomen vellai kooda kadaikadhu)
Bubbly - whats ur pay scale like..and whats the salary expected ??
Me- its *** as my stipend,, expectations its totally as per the company norms..
( Salary expected - abviously Yes..if u give peanuts ull get monkeys... )..
Bubbly - Ok It was nice..as we are in the process of short listing the candidates ... we will get back to u in a couple of days (me the escapes!) ur mob no is ..?? its mentioned in the profile right ?
Me- yea its mentioned in the profile..
( ennomo call panna pora maari)
Bubbly - see u then,,!!
Me- Thanks ..
( appeeeetu)

© Gayatri Iyer

spinning WHO!!

I'm jus bout done ..hang on!!
Yea..Free as a bird!!
Uh-haan,, with the gizmo designing ..haa!!feel like ive completed the work for this century!

As 'm here on my In-cube sabbatical sippin a cup of tea (yes tea thaan honest'aa!!) to write about WHO..several multiple and mutable thoughts occur in my mind, I'l pause a few and continue ...
"was born ignorant, society educated me!! "
spinning as in my blog is displayed open for 'WHO', to unravel the mystery message i try to convey. The WHO so established,,is neither devilish nor angelic. WHO - Does'nt exist but yet they do. And ergo this blog is entitled to "WHO ".

ouushhh..Its a huge takka-fore happening in my head..but howevr we all know that "who" is the puppet for my show...!
(wondering Who's WHO?!! need'nt!)

"i exist therefore i insist on anythin i do"!!
"WhO" comes under the interrogation category,,but i am here to reverse it,,!! for me WHO is the answer i give to several questions that sprouts out ...
U <----- Who -----> Me
The WHO is the linker between U and ME.. is plural form of U and me !!
who may jeopardise every move ,, sabotage the rights to scribble my thoughts , mischievous or shut mouthed .. , real or fictional .. intangible yet legible or who so ever this may concern..!!
to hit it straight, As i kick start my blog writing , i dedicate this WHO to my blog readers!! ( unga aashirwadhathuthala...en blog subikshama irukaatum)
Puppet because i groom u to think my way ..make the thoughts flow ur way ,, !
I do not know who is 'WHO',as u the "who" is veiled by technology, but i do know ..there is a who to read my blog !

okie..!! i've implicitily communicated the "WHO" to WHO,,on both negative and a positive connotation.. but hey who cares..!!
awrite .. i got to get going..
and wat?? ..u 'Still could'n decipher who's who!!oouff ..Should i be more blatant to these 'WHO's(It's U...the known yet
mysterious BLOG READERS!!.)

will followup with a reasonably interestin topic in the "no think-clear zone"!!

© Gayatri Iyer

me and its about's....

Me..!yea naanae..!!
thats exactly how i look when i am trying to think!! so most of the time i dont..
Yesterday :
The only second daughter.. born out of one in a million ..!!
grew up in the streets of chennai ..exclusively nick named as street sister ( athaan tamizh la - theru thangachi) !!
from what not to what not not ..!! (very unruly )...
known to hav contacts with the local don's of my area...smuggle mangoes from the neighbourhood..
smashin tomatoes on the passer by's ; hittin ppl with the cricket bats .. ; flick ppl who try to mess with me ; making mysterious phone calls ; gossip with the mammi's ; inventin new games to pass my 4 hrs of dead line to finish with the play time !
o ..studies was always ruled by the unknown side of my brain ,,!! schoolin was a compulsion for my mere existence..so jus did it from a 70 year old convent ..where i was tuned to know the status of my life ..rather forced to know :-) yeah my maths teacher declared me as a misfit to count in her student list .. i do not know my location so that includes my knowledge in geography ..! o plz..u wud hav guessed my history ..as i am trying to explain my "yesterday" pathetically enough..!
scrapped through my schoolin with a decent aggregate in my boards and managed to get a Bcom seat in a college i always wanted to be in ! the place where i learnt the art of education .. paved me the way to give a serious approach to " life " ..
i gained knowledge to implement ideas ,,
given the opportunity to expose my skills;
my thoughts were levelled;
met many talented ppl along the way..
every problem i met was squared away, havin been circled by a huge group of friends... !!
yes i was a bit notorious inspite, as playfullness is innate in me :p ..but a harmless one ..!
Today :
"Yesterday" was a narrow escape..that i slipped into "today"..a designer (so called creative) ..sittin here i realise i am not suitable to be called one ..!! howevr i am one!
lessons learnt: I made mistakes to learn who i am !!
if given a chance to journey back..i wud be the same !!
as a person i am gutsy and emotionally weak..memory like an elephant..!
i fear of love , i am devoid of depression , i am innocent about ignorance... i decide my decision, i listen to U and do my way, i hate me when i am ruled!! i appear matured when i have to ,,!
my family and my best friends are my destination!
Tommorow :
be more adventurous, less impatient, try hard to work hard, a marketing designer :-)

ahhhaa!! to explain me ..it took a lot of ur time to read it ..! jus kick off ur butt ..go do ur work!
ill come to " Who " in a short while ..!
© Gayatri Iyer

about u !!

Yes U!!
ATTITUDE present or absent ??!! No - Quit to go back to the main menu

Yes - Continue

i am the best , i see the rest as a pest huh! this attitude is not gonna help u stay with me !

i wanna be ur friend, becoz of the following :

a) i like ur nature , i like ur profile, i think u are interesting ..blah blah! peoples ...Keep off from me..!

U see life as a rollercoaster , u think life is like a seesaw, u feel ur agnostic ..ur actions determines ur worth ?? match match i too!!

u totally oblivious to others feelings, naah..thats silly!!

u in a total busy state ..completely involved in the busy'ness ..or u don knoe what to do ..totally idle ooff ooff me gets annoyed of u!

u a person who wants to live poor and die rich i detest.

u are an educated illiterate, funnily sad, distinctly innocent, comparitively better, forcefully lively, killingly dressed, sensibily dumb (yeah... u rock!yayaya) pro-active, reactive ...etc etc..! u are technically selected to be in my top rated "my kinda" list!!

ouff..!! enuf for today ..! guess u must hav decided for sure this girl is a big time huge freak *** who is she to brag (oops blog) about "U" when she is not blogged about "I"!

k next i will come to me ...:-)

© Gayatri Iyer