Monday, December 12, 2005

Just for laughs !!

Time for break!! Ok due to insufficent inputs and Time, I have jus written a speed script .. a disastrous attempt to damage english ...completely hypothetical!!
Note: Characters involved in this is jus ME...!!

Topic: "Looking out for sales representative. Wanted young, vibrant Individuals with good communication skills . Kindly post in your details."

Dear Sir alais Madam,

Subjuct: "Appealing far the post of sells reprusuntative"

I sighted the demand for selling personnel in The Hindu , dates on 12.12.05. Thinking I also the hindu and had good sale'ing skills shall apply for the same.

Family details: As I from a eeetchuucated family, I have one father and one mother who gave berth to one elder sister along with me. father twelth pass with second class and working in a private property. mother homely lady.sister technically settled in a softwere firm.

About me: I most well qualified individual in family with bcom (exclude arrears please ).
Regards to the jaap i fpeel I suiting it becaas, I am youngest , I always put mobile in vibrating mode and also my communicated skills plus intrest to speaking always. I speak to the neighbours, I speak to the watchmens, collages and friends. I sell my mom sometimes like bags and pens if needed. I sure I can achieve sky with efforts putted in.

Languages known: I speak all languages goodly. my father tongue is telegu and mother's tongue speaking in tamil. so I adapts to english to avoid the collaboration and confusion.

hobbys: I readed in lots and loads of books, as they all say books only give companies to me also. watching nature, as well as TV. I admire it lots and loads. I enjoy eating and swimming together. I browse intresting things in googly and yahoo.

hoped I the best fitted in your requirements.
I looking in post box for your reply always. keenly get back,
thanks for your concern and you,

your's truly applicant who is sincerly,
Gayatri

(a true seller)




© Gayatri Iyer

Monday, December 05, 2005

Proofless memories...

It was a freezing sunday early morning 10:00 a.m ,,(FYI..thats when my day starts ...)!!
woke up with the usual suprabatham version of my mom's..
"oor olagathula ella ponnungalum chamatha thaanae irukaa..
eva mattum yen en pranana vangara..
artha raathri varaikum muzhuchindu ,
ipdi madhiyanam varaikum paduthundu ,
boogambam vandha kooda theriyama ...
sariya sapdama..
parents ku respect illama paduthra orthi evo la thaan irukka mudiyum!! "
(the rest of the stansa cencored for the benefit of my image maintainence)
ok for peters and mary's , born and brought up's in America's & queen elizabeth's relatives ...
(the english version of the same,,,)
"city world all girls good only ..
she only why my life taking ...
midnight till awake'ning ..
like this afternoon till sleeping ...
earthquake came also not knowing..
not eating ..
parents for respect no, like troubling one she only can be..!! "

..asusual I turn a deaf ear .. had a planned schedule for the week end...!! meeting up with my college gang for lunch ..!hmm it was only at 1:00 ,,so had lotsa time to get dressed,,ofcourse dressing up is a major factor for girls..thats quiet obvious..!!
should I wear a jeans or stick to trousers..o no "dolly" might be wearing a salwar..chal i ll stick to salwars..
or shud I not ..ok let me just check with one of them.. or..whatever.. I am wearin a capris for the day .. (color color what color do i pick..brown) lolz am gonna look like a moron anyways ..color doesnt matter !!

it was 1:30 already and I am still gettin ready ..finally wore a sober salwar and rushed.. I always lecture them about how annoying it is to wait for someone in a public place..and then promptly I show up late..( jus happens ,,tryin to get rid of this )!! so they always mark me an half hour earlier time so that they can abstain from reserving a single seat ( smart attempt..)

met them all for lunch in an Italian restaurant as we all are one Italian freaks.. its a little Italy in there ..it was our part to contribute some revenue for the Italian Economy and thereby Gain some calories out of the Ala' arabita's & matriciana's to al pesto's & blah blah blah ..
( its jus once a while (every week end) ..calories really don matter)!

Havin got this weird camera phone quiet recently.. the beginners enthu was always there in me..so clicked some 100 thousand snaps,,thinkin that my friends may not have the same look they had yesterday and the restaurant may get exploded by a terror attack or due to some natural calamity..!! so saved it in my phone memory safely!!

came out of the restaurant after a heavy appetite .. we drove to one of my friends place to rest our lives comfortably with some music thrills n the cards pack to pool game.. and continued munchin pop corns & choclates, whilst discussing memories of our good old bunking days..and how amethyst and barista used to be the second home ..& how my car used to be the rescue paradise during the auditing classes ..the last minute readings & o freak the project deadlines (which is a DEAD line) then the sleep overs to midnight fights ..

(I am not gettin in depth ..few things are jus meant to be not disclosed) and then we went on and on and on ..
me the photographer for the day .. .. made them pose in all (north east - west south ) directions ..and ( acute to obtuse) angles..light settings helped me focus more clearly .. dolly's room is no doubt a mini - suite ..obviously the photos had a dazzling look and I assure this because our faces were quiet " See'able " ...spent the entire evening doing all this stunts .. and finally returned home with "teetu" a close friend of mine ..
thinking about the whole day's laugh's and the flash backs...
with all the excitement to view the modern mahalaxmi's pics ... I connected my blue tooth to transfer the pics to the laptop.. and as I was in my own Gayatri's world .. waahh .. happily instead of selecting the send option and there my Einstein brain worked ...chose the delete option and deleted the entire set of snaps ....

ok now where is the proof for the above data.......................:-((

© Gayatri Iyer